What's That Smell?

Let me start out by saying that this post is not for the classy and dignified...

My 4-year old said something that I thought was very creative so I thought that I would share it. (Poptart--I think you will appreciate this story ...Not that your not classy or dignified, but you know how to appreciate my sick humor.)

I was in the kitchen--- cleaning the floors (on all fours) , when I was approached by #4. Along with him came a not so good smell. My nostrils were about his rear-end level. I peered up at him and asked, "Did you come in here and poot on Mommy? Without even a seconds hesitation he said, "Of course not---it was sister". I asked how it was that I could smell her all the way from another room? He grinned and said, " I was in there with her and she pooted. I smelled it and it went in my nose, and when I came in here to you I breathed out and it blew out my nose. That's how you smelled it all the way in here." ...Do I have a genius on my hands or what?